I once found Jesus on the internet
while shopping for pins
not for my hair but for my friend’s
bag, and he was in between
Don't Mess Wit’ Texas and
Boys Are Stupid — Throw Rocks At Them
in a size 1¾ inch
round, of course, and he was etched
in black on white for
67 cents exactly —
sans shipping
sans tax, and I was, in fact,
in class and I exclaimed,
“Look! It’s Jesus!” and my teacher
came over and had a peek and
told me that it was not Jesus
but rather a man named
John Lennon,
and oh, you can imagine
my embarrassment.